Half Divorced Pissed Jeans SKU: SP1599X Barcode: 0098787159905 22.00 £22.00 Genre: Alternative Rock / Punk Rock / Emo Label: Sub Pop Released Date: 1st March 2024 Buying Format: 1LP Coloured Vinyl Out of stock Back Order Add to your Wishlist Description Product Info Pissed Jeans have never been a band that go halfway – they’re known for their feral vocals, biting lyrics, buzzsaw guitars, and unhinged live shows, and their sixth album, ‘Half-Divorced’, is no exception. These songs skewer the tension between youthful optimism and the sobering realities of adulthood, and when viewed through frontman Matt Korvette’s scowl, everything takes on a level of violent absurdity. Pissed Jeans’ notorious acerbic sense of humour remains sharper than ever as they dismember some of the joys that contemporary adult life has to offer, from helicopter parents to stolen catalytic converters to being $62,000 in debt. On ‘Seatbelt Alarm Silencer’, Korvette growls, “Call it a death drive but that ain’t fair / Drive implies I’m headed somewhere.” Korvette, Brad Fry (guitar), Randy Huth (bass), and Sean McGuinness (drums) weren’t in any rush to finish ‘Half- Divorced’, which was recorded by Don Godwin at Tonal Park in Takoma Park, Maryland. “We’re not the kind of band that bangs out a new record every two years,” Korvette said. “Pissed Jeans is truly like an art project for us, which is what makes it so fun.” This lack of restraint rages within the songs that unexpectedly veer into classic hardcore punk territory – often coming in at under two minutes long and erupting like the “butane tank explosion” Korvette sings about in ‘Junktime’. In the last song, ‘Moving On’, Korvette sneers, “Cheesing into my camera phone / Pretending that I’m not alone / Life’s the first thing that we all postpone.” One gets the sense that Pissed Jeans refuse to ‘postpone’ life in quite the same way – life, like art, is something that happens now, not later. LP available on Loser Edition Coke Bottle Green coloured vinyl. Artist Pissed Jeans Genre Alternative Rock / Punk Rock / Emo Label Sub Pop Buying Options 1LP Coloured Vinyl Format 1LP , Coloured Vinyl Condition New Country UK Track Listings Killing All the Wrong People Anti-Sapio Helicopter Parent Cling to a Poisoned Dream Sixty-Two Thousand Dollars in Debt Everywhere Is Bad Junktime Alive With Hate Seatbelt Alarm Silencer (Stolen) Catalytic Converter Monsters Moving On Share this On Facebook On Twitter Via Email More from Pissed Jeans and more from Alternative Rock / Punk Rock / Emo View Product Quick View Pissed Jeans Why Love Now – Loser Edition Alternative Rock / Punk Rock / Emo | Sub Pop | 1LP, Coloured Vinyl, Includes Download Code Released 22nd February 2017 £20.00 Back Order View Pre/Back Orders Pissed Jeans Why Love Now – Loser Edition £20.00 Genre: Alternative Rock / Punk Rock / Emo Label: Sub Pop SKU: SP1190X Formats: 1LP, Coloured Vinyl, Includes Download Code Released Date: 22nd February 2017 Read More Back Order View Pre/Back Orders View Product Quick View Pissed Jeans Why Love Now Alternative Rock / Punk Rock / Emo | Sub Pop | 1LP, Includes Download Code Released 24th February 2017 £20.00 Back Order View Pre/Back Orders Pissed Jeans Why Love Now £20.00 Genre: Alternative Rock / Punk Rock / Emo Label: Sub Pop SKU: SP1190 Formats: 1LP, Includes Download Code Released Date: 24th February 2017 Read More Back Order View Pre/Back Orders View Product Quick View Pissed Jeans Shallow Alternative Rock / Punk Rock / Emo | Sub Pop | 1LP, Includes 7", Includes Download Code Released 8th October 2014 £14.00 Back Order View Pre/Back Orders Pissed Jeans Shallow £14.00 Genre: Alternative Rock / Punk Rock / Emo Label: Sub Pop SKU: SP1109 Formats: 1LP, Includes 7", Includes Download Code Released Date: 8th October 2014 Read More Back Order View Pre/Back Orders View Product Quick View Pissed Jeans Honeys Rock And Pop | Sub Pop | 1LP, Includes Download Code Released 21st February 2013 £14.00 Back Order View Pre/Back Orders Pissed Jeans Honeys £14.00 Genre: Rock And Pop Label: Sub Pop SKU: SP1029 Formats: 1LP, Includes Download Code Released Date: 21st February 2013 Read More Back Order View Pre/Back Orders View Product Quick View John McBain Accidental Soundtracks Vol. 1: The Alpha Particle Alternative Rock / Punk Rock / Emo | God Unknown | 1LP Released 2nd June 2017 £19.00 Back Order View Pre/Back Orders John McBain Accidental Soundtracks Vol. 1: The Alpha Particle £19.00 Genre: Alternative Rock / Punk Rock / Emo Label: God Unknown SKU: GOD027 Formats: 1LP Released Date: 2nd June 2017 Read More Back Order View Pre/Back Orders View Product Quick View Jawbreaker Etc Alternative Rock / Punk Rock / Emo | Blackball | 2LP Released 6th April 2018 £29.00 Back Order View Pre/Back Orders Jawbreaker Etc £29.00 Genre: Alternative Rock / Punk Rock / Emo Label: Blackball SKU: BB003LP Formats: 2LP Released Date: 6th April 2018 Read More Back Order View Pre/Back Orders View Product Quick View Marietta Compilation Alternative Rock / Punk Rock / Emo | Run For Cover Records | 1LP Released 8th January 2021 £22.00 Back Order View Pre/Back Orders Marietta Compilation £22.00 Genre: Alternative Rock / Punk Rock / Emo Label: Run For Cover Records SKU: LMO71LP Formats: 1LP Released Date: 8th January 2021 Read More Back Order View Pre/Back Orders View Product Quick View Helvetia Essential Aliens Alternative Rock / Punk Rock / Emo | Joyful Noise Recordings | 1LP, Coloured Vinyl, Includes Download Code Released 1st October 2021 £23.00 Back Order View Pre/Back Orders Helvetia Essential Aliens £23.00 Genre: Alternative Rock / Punk Rock / Emo Label: Joyful Noise Recordings SKU: JNR372LPC1 Formats: 1LP, Coloured Vinyl, Includes Download Code Released Date: 1st October 2021 Read More Back Order View Pre/Back Orders View Product Quick View Weirdos, The Live! 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