View basket “Don’t Let The Kids Win” has been added to your basket. 2023's picks The Hell Hell, The SKU: DRUNKENSAILOR162 Barcode: 5056321695246 20.00 £20.00 Genre: Alternative Rock / Punk Rock / Emo Label: Drunken Sailor Released Date: 7th July 2023 Buying Format: 1LP Add to basket Reserve Add to your Wishlist Description Product Info Ready for the most frantic’n’furious 13 minutes you’ll hear all year? Good job – The Hell hail from Norfolk County, Cleveland, and their self-titled debut album is a teeth-rattlingly excellent slab of hardcore punk; probably the best since… ooh, I dunno. Bootlicker? Slant? Judy & The Jerks? Chain Whip? Like all of those records, it’s a trip back to the glory days of hardcore – arguably several periods that could fit under that term – and it’s relentlessly, almost heroically great. Ten songs fly by before you’ve even had the chance to fully process anything beyond a general sensation best summed up with the word/sound/guttural exhalation ‘WHOAAAA’. The best bit? Each and every one of them totally fucking rips. You’ll hear flashes of everything you love etched into these grooves: the raucous chaos of the Kings of Punk themselves, Poison Idea; the SoCal brattiness and garagey schlock of TSOL, Angry Samoans and/or Circle Jerks when they were all getting started; the speed, breakdowns and temper tantrums of NYHC before all that heavy metal stuff got involved… But of course you didn’t come here for a catalogue of soundalikes, you came here to get your ears melting and your synapses pulsating til they’re spinning like an angle grinder against the inside of your skull. Right? Well, that’s why I’m here anyway. And lemme tell ya, this delivers on that front: The Hell are their own beast, un-peg-down-able by mere reference points and speculation as to possible influences. Let’s just agree that they’ve absorbed all of it and made a sound that’s recognisable but wholly their own. Which is to say: you’ll dig it. You want context? Hell, I’ll give ya context. The Hell feature ex-members of former Lumpy faves Cruelster, Sorry State nihilists Woodstock 99 and D-beat aggro types Hysteria, among others. Maybe that list gives you a firmer picture of where they’re coming from; maybe you read it and nodded politely, making furious mental notes to check ‘em all out when you get five minutes (and you really, really should). But let’s face it – in the here and now, all this detail is ephemera. What matters is this record. Don’t make me type out a hackneyed quip about the devil having all the best tunes (gahhh, too late), or the road to The Hell being paved with good intentions (booooooo). Just do what’s only right and proper in the circumstances, and get the fuck involved. This ludicrously short and effortlessly brilliant record demands it. Artist Hell, The Genre Alternative Rock / Punk Rock / Emo Label Drunken Sailor Buying Options 1LP Format 1LP Condition New Country UK Track Listings Pistol Grip Bloodstains in the Boardroom City Tanks National Razor One More Thing Outsider Cracked Up Power Stays Last Will What a Laugh Share this On Facebook On Twitter Via Email More from Alternative Rock / Punk Rock / Emo View Product Quick View Skinny Puppy Cleanse Fold and Manipulate Alternative Rock / Punk Rock / Emo | Nettwerk | 1LP Released 26th October 2018 £23.00 Back Order View Pre/Back Orders Skinny Puppy Cleanse Fold and Manipulate £23.00 Genre: Alternative Rock / Punk Rock / Emo Label: Nettwerk SKU: 0067003001113 Formats: 1LP Released Date: 26th October 2018 Read More Back Order View Pre/Back Orders View Product Quick View American Nightmare American Nightmare Alternative Rock / Punk Rock / Emo | Rise | 1LP Released 16th February 2018 £16.00 Back Order View Pre/Back Orders American Nightmare American Nightmare £16.00 Genre: Alternative Rock / Punk Rock / Emo Label: Rise SKU: 4050538353617 Formats: 1LP Released Date: 16th February 2018 Read More Back Order View Pre/Back Orders View Product Quick View Mumble Tide Everything Ugly Alternative Rock / Punk Rock / Emo | Nothing Fancy | 1LP, Coloured Vinyl Released 8th April 2022 £16.00 Back Order View Pre/Back Orders Mumble Tide Everything Ugly £16.00 Genre: Alternative Rock / Punk Rock / Emo Label: Nothing Fancy SKU: NFRLP053 Formats: 1LP, Coloured Vinyl Released Date: 8th April 2022 Read More Back Order View Pre/Back Orders Nearly New View Product Quick View Silent Blue, The Tune In Alternative Rock / Punk Rock / Emo | Sugarbush Records | 1LP Released 17th November 2022 £8.00 Add to basket Reserve View Reservations Silent Blue, The Tune In £8.00 Genre: Alternative Rock / Punk Rock / Emo Label: Sugarbush Records SKU: nn253548 Formats: 1LP Released Date: 17th November 2022 Reserve View Reservations Read More Add to basket View Product Quick View Rudimentary Peni Death Church Alternative Rock / Punk Rock / Emo | Sealed Records | 1LP Released 14th January 2022 £20.00 Back Order View Pre/Back Orders Rudimentary Peni Death Church £20.00 Genre: Alternative Rock / Punk Rock / Emo Label: Sealed Records SKU: SEAL-014 Formats: 1LP Released Date: 14th January 2022 Read More Back Order View Pre/Back Orders View Product Quick View Starcrawler Starcrawler (Indies Only) Alternative Rock / Punk Rock / Emo | Rough Trade | 1LP, Coloured Vinyl, Includes Download Code Released 19th January 2018 £16.00 Back Order View Pre/Back Orders Starcrawler Starcrawler (Indies Only) £16.00 Genre: Alternative Rock / Punk Rock / Emo Label: Rough Trade SKU: RTRADLPE890 Formats: 1LP, Coloured Vinyl, Includes Download Code Released Date: 19th January 2018 Read More Back Order View Pre/Back Orders View Product Quick View Thomas Truax with Budgie and Mother Superior Dream Catching Songs Alternative Rock / Punk Rock / Emo | Blang | 1LP Released 17th February 2023 £18.00 Back Order View Pre/Back Orders Thomas Truax with Budgie and Mother Superior Dream Catching Songs £18.00 Genre: Alternative Rock / Punk Rock / Emo Label: Blang SKU: BLANG104LP Formats: 1LP Released Date: 17th February 2023 Read More Back Order View Pre/Back Orders View Product Quick View Hockey Dad Brain Candy Alternative Rock / Punk Rock / Emo | BMG Rights Management | 1LP Released 31st July 2020 £16.00 Back Order View Pre/Back Orders Hockey Dad Brain Candy £16.00 Genre: Alternative Rock / Punk Rock / Emo Label: BMG Rights Management SKU: 4050538565362 Formats: 1LP Released Date: 31st July 2020 Read More Back Order View Pre/Back Orders View Product Quick View Ty Segall Three Bells Alternative Rock / Punk Rock / Emo | Drag City | 2LP Released 26th January 2024 £28.00 Back Order View Pre/Back Orders Ty Segall Three Bells £28.00 Genre: Alternative Rock / Punk Rock / Emo Label: Drag City SKU: DC841 Formats: 2LP Released Date: 26th January 2024 Read More Back Order View Pre/Back Orders Paul's picks View Product Quick View Daddy Long Legs Street Sermons Alternative Rock / Punk Rock / Emo | Yep Roc | 1LP Released 17th March 2023 £24.00 Back Order View Pre/Back Orders Daddy Long Legs Street Sermons £24.00 Genre: Alternative Rock / Punk Rock / Emo Label: Yep Roc SKU: LPYEP2785 Formats: 1LP Released Date: 17th March 2023 Read More Back Order View Pre/Back Orders See more in Alternative Rock / Punk Rock / Emo Start again
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