The Cavemen Cavemen, The SKU: DWC1096LP Barcode: 5055869541039 16.00 £16.00 Genre: Alternative Rock / Punk Rock / Emo Label: Dirty Water Records Released Date: 28th March 2018 Buying Format: 180g 1LP Coloured Vinyl Out of stock Back Order Add to your Wishlist Description Product Info Transplanted Kiwi London garage punk miscreants reissue debut LP on blood red vinyl Dirty Water Records on 180g vinyl plus two bonus tracks. Two weeks before they left the shores of their native New Zealand for the grimy cobblestones of London, garage-punk miscreants The Cavemen attempted a tour in support of their first album. What went down was equally chaotic as the 19 minutes of puerile degeneracy found distilled on their debut release. Youth halls were desecrated, now-defunct venues were soiled and an ill-fated final show in a graveyard was cancelled when the tour vans engine exploded and a passing motorist collided with bassist Nick Caveman. This first record is a funny, tuneful rampage of hedonistic juvenile delinquency, grave robbing fantasies and substance/self abuse-themed anarchy, from the opening blast of Mentally Ill to the climactic kiss-off Trash Talkin’ Paint Huffin’ Girl. The stand-out tunes include unconventional my girlfriend dumped for the leader of a Nazi biker gang anthem Rides With The Reich (“Gee I, don’t wanna kiss ya, I’m in love with Adolf Hitler”), the shouty Motorhead-name checking alcoholic celebration of At The Pub (“I was born (at the pub), went to school (at the pub), fell in love (at the pub), had my kids (at the pub), had a beer (at the pub), had a fight (at the pub)”) and manic mid-term meltdown School Sucks (“kill the teachers, burn the homework, smash the classroom”). There’s pretty much a racket to suit every form of deviancy, from the sex, drugs and punk rock self-abasement of Rock N Roll Retard and Glass Breakfast – frontman Paul Caveman giving good Lemmy on the latter – to the necrophilia-based antics of chucklesome, worryingly catchy shock-rocker F*** For Hate and Stand By Your Ghoul’s ode to cadaver-based love. The whole record clocks in at under 30 minutes, making it the perfect rude ‘n’ crude warm-up music for any imminent crime spree. RIYL – The Stooges, The Gun Club, Eddie Cochran (on speed), The Cramps. Artist Cavemen, The Genre Alternative Rock / Punk Rock / Emo Label Dirty Water Records Buying Options 180g 1LP Coloured Vinyl Format 180g , 1LP , Coloured Vinyl Condition New Country United Kingdom Track Listings A1 Mentally Ill A2 Fuck For Hate A3 Stand By Your Ghoul A4 Scumbag A5 Rides With The Reich A6 Rock 'n' Roll Retard B1 At The Pub B2 Fucked In The Head B3 Drink Drivin' B4 School Sucks B5 Crimes Tonight B6 Glass Breakfast B7 Trash Talkin' Paint Huffin' Girl B8 Juvenile Delinquent B9 Swamp Thing Share this On Facebook On Twitter Via Email More from Cavemen, The and more from Alternative Rock / Punk Rock / Emo View Product Quick View Cavemen, The Night After Night Alternative Rock / Punk Rock / Emo | Slovenly | 1LP Released 17th January 2020 £16.00 Back Order View Pre/Back Orders Cavemen, The Night After Night £16.00 Genre: Alternative Rock / Punk Rock / Emo Label: Slovenly SKU: 702-239 Formats: 1LP Released Date: 17th January 2020 Read More Back Order View Pre/Back Orders View Product Quick View Cavemen, The Nuke Earth Alternative Rock / Punk Rock / Emo | Slovenly | 1LP Released 28th March 2018 £17.00 Back Order View Pre/Back Orders Cavemen, The Nuke Earth £17.00 Genre: Alternative Rock / Punk Rock / Emo Label: Slovenly SKU: 702-208 Formats: 1LP Released Date: 28th March 2018 Read More Back Order View Pre/Back Orders On Sale View Product Quick View Greys Age Hasn’t Spoiled You Alternative Rock / Punk Rock / Emo | Carpark Records | 1LP Released 10th May 2019 £11.99 £17.00 Add to basket Reserve View Reservations Greys Age Hasn’t Spoiled You £11.99 £17.00 Genre: Alternative Rock / Punk Rock / Emo Label: Carpark Records SKU: CAK136LP Formats: 1LP Released Date: 10th May 2019 Reserve View Reservations Read More Add to basket View Product Quick View Alien Boy Don’t Know What I Am (Indie Only Split Pink / Yellow Vinyl) Alternative Rock / Punk Rock / Emo | Get Better | 1LP, Coloured Vinyl Released 17th September 2021 £20.00 Back Order View Pre/Back Orders Alien Boy Don’t Know What I Am (Indie Only Split Pink / Yellow Vinyl) £20.00 Genre: Alternative Rock / Punk Rock / Emo Label: Get Better SKU: LPGBR130C Formats: 1LP, Coloured Vinyl Released Date: 17th September 2021 Read More Back Order View Pre/Back Orders View Product Quick View Nine Inch Nails Bad Witch Alternative Rock / Punk Rock / Emo | UMC | 180g, 1LP Released 20th June 2018 £17.00 Back Order View Pre/Back Orders Nine Inch Nails Bad Witch £17.00 Genre: Alternative Rock / Punk Rock / Emo Label: UMC SKU: B2818021 Formats: 180g, 1LP Released Date: 20th June 2018 Read More Back Order View Pre/Back Orders View Product Quick View Weezer Van Weezer Alternative Rock / Punk Rock / Emo | Atlantic | 1LP, Coloured Vinyl Released 7th May 2021 £18.00 - 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